Tuesday, February 19, 2008

YouTube - Automatic Confession

The Catholic Church installs Automatic Confession
A great idea if you do it with a touch screen. Why not make the penance consistent. Every Catholic Church seems to have a "Hard Priest" and an "Easy Priest," and long lines for the latter. If you go to the easy priest, you can confess to the Tate-LaBianca slayings and he'll give you three Our Fathers. If you go to the hard ones, you can confess to an impure thought and he'll make you re-enact the stations of the cross, playing the part of Christ.

And I don't know about you, but I have thick hair and it is MURDER to get those thorns out.


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