Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The Borowitz Report .com

Hillary Says She ‘Misspoke’ About Wrestling Bin Laden
"Reporters peppered Sen. Clinton’s new press spokesman with questions about another purported exploit of hers, in which the senator claimed that she and a ragtag team of blue-collar drillers deflected an asteroid on a collision course with the Earth. 'Everything Hillary Clinton says is true,' said her new spokesman, the author James Frey."

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