BRITNEY IS FREE! SORTA! - What Would Tyler Durden Do

Britney's "dad is even letting her drive again. All the way to the corner and back."

"Britney has two kids and she may be worth as much as a hundred million dollars, yet is so dumb she’s trusted less than a 5 year old with a Big Wheel. They even give the 5 year old a siren. Britney just has to yell VROOM VROOM out of the corner of her mouth."