So if you think the founding fathers were so fucking smart, how did they miss this? England had that covered way back in the Magna Carta. In fact Mesopotamia specified the inherent right to lap dances as far back as the Code of Hammurabi. Oh, that Hammurabi! Is there nothing he missed? He even covered alternate-side chariot parking in his Code, and still found time to kick some Hittite ass.
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