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Bench warrant issued for master criminal Shia LaBeouf for failing to appear in court for unlawful smoking - of a cigarette

Thank god for this news. It obviously means that our criminal justice system has eliminated all the major criminals and now has some spare time to spend on Shia's Marlboro habit.