Wednesday, March 26, 2008

This week, Heyman's guests suit him to a T.


Heyman hustles the Ts in the first half of a two-parter. You can see Ice and Coco T pictured above. Just out of the frame to the left are Ice's famous cousins: Mister, Golf, and NicNol.

Wait. They are in Manhattan? I thought Ice T would be in Long Island.

Coco T is a Playboy model which, unless my memory of bad puns fails me, would make her the youngest Model T.

The Ts pontificate on Russell's Paradox, the themes of "Gravity's Rainbow," and the nature of existence before the "big bang." Or perhaps they just talk about Ice T's fuckin' technique. I'll leave it to you to find out for yourselves.

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