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Man Wakes Up Inside a Garbage Truck

Sounds like the start of a Catskills joke.

This guy and his pals must have had quite some party. When I went to my 40th high school reunion, one of my old cronies told me a story of a rum-soaked high school party they had at the cabin of somebody's dad on Lake Ontario. (I wasn't invited. Possibly because I was a douchebag.) They ended up taking the guy's father's cabin cruiser out on the lake with all of his rifles and ammo, and shooting at targets on shore. By the end of the evening they somehow ended up sinking daddy's boat, guns and all, and attracting the attention of the U.S. Coast Guard. Now THAT's a high school party. Hell, that's more than a party. Sinking ships! Firearms! Rum! Throw in a cutlass and you have a Johnny Depp movie.