Steve Goes Travelling

It's almost the first Sunday in April .. and that means The Giant Pink Japanese Penis Festival

Or, as they call it in Japanese, Kanamara Matsuri, which can either be the name of a Giant Pink Penis Festival or the Astro's new second baseman. (More pics.)

I'm not sure what the proper Japanese term would be for a slick-fielding second baseman with a giant pink penis. Maybe you just repeat it twice.