Forgetting Sarah Marshall - The Filthy Critic

Forgetting Sarah Marshall, as reviewed by The Filthy Critic

"The outcome is about as predictable as the outcome of a Harlem Globetrottters game. You can pretty much guess who Segel ends up with the moment he meets the hot hotel desk clerk in Hawaii. That is in direct contrast to when I meet a hot hotel desk clerk. In his case, she travels across the sea to reunite with him after realizing she loves him. In my case, it ends with me slamming my head into a concrete column in a parking garage while she drives away with her boyfriend. I suppose Segel's version makes for a better movie. Mine makes for a hell of an emergency room visit, though."