Huge state quake predicted within 30 years

They may argue about many things, like evolution vs creation, but scientists and fundies agree on one thing: California is doomed.

They just disagree on the reason.

A huge state quake is predicted within 30 years. Oh, sure, millions will die, including sweet, innocent children and adorable puppies, but one man's crisis is another's opportunity. Here's a chance for you young entrepreneurs to pick up some now-worthless desert property which will become a primo beachfront resort when California falls into the sea.