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"President Bush announced the rebate checks for at least $600. ... I'm going to use my check to buy enough gas to drive to the bank and cash it. And then maybe back." --Jimmy Kimmel

"And Barack Obama is suffering from a bad headache today. His former pastor, Reverend Wright, is back out there. Reverend Wright gave an interview earlier tonight on PBS with Bill Moyers, and he said he's gotten over a million emails and phone calls telling him to keep on speaking out, and every one of them came from Hillary Clinton." --Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton said she is a stronger candidate than Barack Obama. And to prove it, she counts the votes she got in Michigan, even though Obama's name wasn't even on the ballot. It's a pretty strong argument. I mean, whenever Barack Obama's name is not on the ballot, she beats him every single time." --Jay Leno

"I like John McCain. Do you like John McCain? He looks like the guy who yells 'Okay, who touched the darkness control on the toaster?'" --David Letterman

"But it turned out that Barack Obama was right. The rural voters in Pennsylvania are bitter about a lot of things. Unfortunately, one of them is Barack Obama. 19% of the people said that race was a factor. In fact, one cracker said that he would have burned a cross, but gas was too expensive." --Bill Maher