Angelina Jolie Covers Vanity Fair | Celebrities, Pop Culture, and Current Events

Angelina Jolie and her astounding cleavage make the cover of Vanity Fair

Despite what we men tell you, most of you women do not look that good pregnant. We just lie about this, just like how we lie about whether those retro-style capri pants make your ass look too big, or whether we love to dance. Brad Pitt is a lucky man. He does not, just because he looks like Achilles without requiring make-up or prosthetics, but because he doesn't have to lie.