Sunday, May 18, 2008

The Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz wedding was themed around Alice in Wonderland
That seems somehow appropriate, but are wedding ceremonies performed by the Mad Hatter legally binding? I suppose so, because I was once married in Vegas by the Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo, and I still had to pay child support.

Oh, wait. Now that I remember that crazy, drunken night, I think the guy who performed the ceremony looked normal. I actually married the Cuckoo.

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