"This weekend is shaping up to be all about "Sex and the City" at U.S. theaters, with an online ticket agency finding nearly 70 percent of women are planning special group outings to see the movie. A USA Today poll found that 98 percent of husbands and boyfriends who won't be seeing the movie plan to cheat on them. The poll shows that most of the men plan on "banging some whores" over the weekend. Single men are also excited about the movie, expecting horny women to hit bars and nightclubs following the movie."That last strategy would probably work. An acquaintance of mine in Naples, Florida told me that the only sure-fire way to get laid by a pick-up - 100% guaranteed - was to hang around outside MALE strip shows when they end, and wait for the women to come out like sharks in a feeding frenzy.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Dateline Hollywood: Men planning to cheat during 'Sex and the City' weekend
Dateline Hollywood: Men planning to cheat during Sex and the City weekend
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