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Bad news: Gwyneth Paltrow not interested in doing porn!

"Everyone has the wrong idea of me. I have absolutely nothing against doing a movie with all kinds of special effects. As long as the people involved are going to make me better at what I do, I’ll do any genre," a somewhat offended Paltrow responded when asked why she was finally doing a "different" type of film. "Maybe not porn, but anything else."

Well, it's back to the drawing board for casting my next project "Shakespeare's Temple of Uranus," assuming Gwyn is no longer available for the girl-on-girl scene with Dame Dench and their "dildoe of Janus."

You're scoffing, but do you know how difficult it is to find a new way to work the word "prithee" into a sex scene? You probably couldn't do it once and I've already done it three times - in "Ends Well," "The Merry MILFs of Windsor," and "Priapus and Cressida."