Indianapolis Track Map

The Indianapolis 500 Track is large enough to be a country.

Provided, of course, that the Pope decides to live there.

Now that I think about it, Indiana would be an excellent place to locate the historical core of Christianity. I mean it's not like there are any other attractions to compete with, and there's always plenty of parking except when the Colts are playing at home. I think there might even be room for a few more religions over on the right side of the oval. It could be like the Epcot of spirituality.