Thursday, May 01, 2008

North Platte Nebraska's favorite newspaper - The North Platte Bulletin

"A North Platte police patrolman was dispatched by the 911 Center on the complaint of a wedgie."
"The police spokesman said they are ever vigilant and on the lookout for wedgies here. 'You might get away with that in Lincoln or Omaha,' the spokesman said. 'But we’re not going to allow wedgies in North Platte.' The spokesman said they planned to put a stop to the wedgies before they escalate into full-blown melvins or atomic wedgies."

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