Son of Rambow - The Filthy Critic

Son of Rambow, as reviewed by The Filthy Critic

"I should have known the movie would suck when I saw all the bullshit about how Sundance loved it. I doubt there is any more self-congratulatory bullshit factory in the world than that wintry week where Hollywood grassfuckers and assgrazers congregate to pretend they give a fuck about movies. The smaller, homelier, sappier and more bathetic you are, the more Hollywood will trip over itself to be seen loving you. Fuck, I wish teen girls were like that. I would have gotten laid so much in high school."