KEITH OLBERMANN IS NOBLE, HANDSOME - What Would Tyler Durden Do

"Olbermann, who was also at the memorial, is 'threatening to quit if he isn't installed as Russert's replacement,' another insider said. 'I know it sounds ludicrous, but, then, Keith Olbermann is ludicrous.'"

From Tyler Durden: "Olbermann is a fuckin' creep. I never missed a show when he and Dan Patrick did Sportscenter, but today he’s an insufferable jackass. And he looks like a pervert. Mark my words, one day you’ll wake up and there will be sketches of him on flyers and you’ll see the FBI confiscating his home computers."