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"Barack Obama Is considering various candidates to be his vice president. He's paying special attention to people who have a military background. Yeah, experts say Hillary Clinton still has a shot, since she reached the rank of major ballbuster." --Conan O'Brien

"You know, I don't want to say the oil companies are screwing people, but full service now includes KY Jelly." --Jay Leno

"Over the weekend, as you know, Hillary Clinton conceded. ... Well, you know what's interesting? There were signs. You know, just before Hillary spoke on Saturday, you know, there was a sure sign that her campaign had ended. Anybody notice it? Did you notice? Bill brought a date." --Jay Leno

"Well, today it was made public that Hillary Clinton spent $212 million dollars on her campaign for the nomination. $212 million. Think about that. The last time anybody spent that kind of money to come in second - the New York Yankees." --Jay Leno

"But you know something? I think Hillary may secretly be glad that this whole thing is over. 'Cause now she can go back to doing what she loves the most: huntin', drinkin' whiskey, shootin', get back to her roots, as we saw. Well, the good news is Hillary is on Barack Obama's list for potential vice presidents. Yeah. The bad news, she's just a little bit below the Reverend Wright." --Jay Leno

"And you may have heard, former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is being called a hero. He saved a man's life over the weekend, really, by performing the Heimlich maneuver. Saved a man from choking. And in a related story, Senator Larry Craig performed the Heimlich maneuver on three men, none of whom were choking" --Jay Leno