Late Night Political Jokes Updated
"And now, of course, going head-to-head you have Barack Obama and John McCain. They're already putting together debates. Here's how it will be. Barack Obama says after each question, he wants a one-minute response. And John McCain says after each question he wants a five-minute nap." --David Letterman
"It's already having a ripple effect, this gay marriage thing. In fact, since it was instituted yesterday, marriage proposals to Liza Minnelli have dropped 65 percent." --Jay Leno
"Some say gay marriage will soon be an everyday event as common as, like, a Pamela Anderson marriage." --Jay Leno
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