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"Bill Clinton was in Canada this weekend. I guess he's thinking of running for president there. And on Friday, he was photographed holding hands with one of his wife's former campaign workers. Look at this. Clinton's spokesman released a statement saying there was, and is, nothing improper going on there. Not holding hands, her hand was just there to cover his erection and they snapped the photo." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Arnold Schwarzenegger met John McCain today. And it was a very awkward moment when they shook hands because McCain's hand broke off." --Craig Ferguson

"John McCain and Barack Obama have both laid out their energy plans. Obama wants enough "green" energy to power the entire U.S. economy, and McCain just wants enough energy to stay up past nine o'clock." --Craig Ferguson