Nashville man charged with harassing Cher : State and Regional News : Knoxville News Sentinel

"A Nashville man was charged with disorderly conduct and public intoxication after he repeatedly harassed entertainer Cher at Tootsies Orchid Lounge."

Turns out that is the only place in Nashville where it is illegal to harass Cher. Tootsies Orchid Lounge is an official state-designated sanctuary for endangered wildlife and elderly rock stars.

Hey, just a second. Didn't she already do a farewell tour? Since she couldn't be performing, is she just in Nashville as a tourist?