Tuesday, June 10, 2008

On The Ropes: Shooting for the Semen Distance World Record

"What's the world record for semen ejaculation distance?"
One man goes "shooting" for the world's record of 18 feet 9 inches. Of course, if you can't shoot at least 15 feet you are not technically a man at all. Seriously, dude, even Jimmy Carter can power it past you, you frickin' pussy.

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