A man wore a diaper full of heroin
Against odds that were ever-narrowin'
To his hopes came a damper
When the cops checked his Pamper
And he had to call Clarence Darrow in
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Police: Man Wore Diaper Full Of Heroin - New Orleans News Story - WDSU New Orleans
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