"But when the (SCOTUS gun control) decision was read, it created pandemonium, and of course Justice Scalia had to fire two warning shots to settle people down. And then at the White House, just for fun, Dick Cheney went out on the lawn and peppered a buddy with some bird shot." --David Letterman
"But John McCain, here's what he likes to do on the weekends. He sits on the porch in front of the house looking for out-of-state license plates." --David Letterman
Doesn't matter how many times I hear it, ever time someone uses the fact that Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face, I crack up.
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