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"You can tell the French are still a little gun shy. After speaking in front of 200,000 Germans yesterday, when Obama arrived in France today, they said, 'You came alone, right?" --Jay Leno

"The Dalai Lama had a near-death experience today. He met with John McCain." --Jay Leno

"John Edwards was caught leaving his girlfriend's hotel room at the Beverly Hilton Hotel at 2:00 in the morning. The woman had a room at the Beverly Hilton. So at least he is not another politician screwing the poor." --Jay Leno

"If this Edwards story turns out to be true, there go his chances at becoming vice president. He could still be governor of New York." --Jay Leno

"Yesterday, federal immigration officials arrested 43 illegal immigrants from Mexico in Hawaii! In Hawaii! How lost were they? Boy! And today, President Bush called for building a fence around Hawaii." --Jay Leno