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"But there was one little episode while Barack Obama was overseas. He was in Jerusalem, and he was heckled. And he's not used to being heckled, because everybody likes the guy wherever he goes so nobody heckles him. And this woman was just furious and nasty and heckling him, and finally he said, 'All right, Hillary, knock it off!'" --Jay Leno

"The National Enquirer caught former presidential candidate John Edwards sneaking out of his girlfriend's room at the 2:40 in the morning. See, Edwards got caught 'cause the reporters were there waiting for him. They were in the hotel waiting for him. They knew he would be there. See, if Edwards didn't want to get caught, he should have met this woman at the hotel where John McCain was staying. There are no reporters." --Jay Leno

"You know, they said on the news earlier tonight that this political campaign has only 100 days left. Only! Anybody complaining that this thing was dragging out? Oh, not quick enough? ... Only 100 days left. Oh, God! 100 Days. I don't know what's less likely, Barack Obama getting enough experience in 100 days, or John McCain living another 100 days." --Jay Leno

"You see where John McCain met with the Dalai Lama? That was pretty amazing. Yeah, a man millions believe goes back to the seventh century standing there ... right next to the Dalai Lama." --Jay Leno

"Barack Obama is back from his big European tour. Did you see him in Europe? People were cheering him, holding up signs, blowing him kisses. And that was just the American media covering the story." --Jay Leno

"Barack Obama just back from his overseas trip. That's what everyone's talking about. Barack Obama's upset. Did you hear about this? He's angry, 'cause the other day in Israel, someone revealed the contents of a private prayer that Obama inserted into Jerusalem's Western Wall. It's supposed to be private, and someone opened it up and revealed it, yeah. Experts say it's even worse than the time the Washington Post printed President Bush's letter to Santa." --Conan O'Brien