Wall-E - The Filthy Critic

Wall-E, as reviewed by The Filthy Critic

"It's just pretty fucking great, so pure of mission and visually perfect that obviously no dimwitted starfucking Hollywood meatheads got mixed up in its making with their shit-for-brains formulas for commercial security. I imagine it represents the true storyteller's fantasy of his idea reaching the screen the way he wanted, or with improvements he approved along the way to the screen. The movie is devoid of the Hollywood taffy-pull of uplifting messages, bankable stars, marketable toys and paralyzing fear that someone might be offended."