"You are getting a very special price. Even though the salesperson has known you at this point for less than 15 seconds, she has taken a powerful liking to you, so she has decided to give you a price so ridiculously low, so totally crazy, that she will lose money on the deal and be forced to leave the vendor business and become a homeless person who must survive by selling personal bodily organs. That is how much she likes you."
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Dave Barry: Haggling should be an Olympic sport - 08/13/2008 - MiamiHerald.com
Dave Barry: Haggling should be an Olympic sport
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