"I saw one woman who was grimly whacking away with a cleaver at a pile of squirming gray slime. 'What is that?', I asked. 'Stomach,' she answered, and resumed whacking.Some of the food is totally unrecognizable. Do you remember the scene in the movie 'Alien,' when the hideous thing bursts out of the astronaut's chest? Imagine if THAT thing's chest burst open, and an even MORE hideous thing came out. That second thing would wind up on a stick in the Wangfujing Night Market.
"If you're jonesing for American food, there's always McDonald's, which offers its standard menu, plus a few special local offerings. Stay away from the McStomach."
Saturday, August 09, 2008
Dave Barry: Try scorpion on a stick, or chicken without sex life - 08/09/2008 - MiamiHerald.com
Dave Barry: Try scorpion on a stick, or chicken without sex life
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