"The state-delegation chairpersons, before casting their votes, name the various things that their states are proud of, as in: `Madam Secretary, the great state of [name of some state that no normal person would ever call great], birthplace of the inventor of a key chemical component of Cool Ranch Doritos, home of the world's largest organically grown rutabaga ...'""That message, in a nutshell, is that Barack Obama represents hope and change and an attractive but nonthreatening wife and experience in the form of Joe Biden; whereas John McCain -- although he is a great patriot for whom the Democrats have the deepest personal respect -- is the warmongering environment-wrecking house-forgetting evil demon spawn of Satan."
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Dave Barry: Whatever, it's a field goal - 08/28/2008 - MiamiHerald.com
Dave Barry from Denver: Whatever, it's a field goal.
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