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"Well, John McCain's daughter is now writing a children's book based on her father's life. The research has been difficult because, as you know, much of McCain's early life story is only available through folklore." --Jay Leno

"Of course, Obama's supporters got him his usual birthday gift of gold, frankincense and myrrh." --Jay Leno

"Today, the moderators were announced for the upcoming presidential debates. Good, yeah. Apparently, Barack Obama insisted on someone who asks even-handed, probing questions, while John McCain insisted on someone who will talk into his good ear." --Conan O'Brien

"Larry King is getting divorced. Yep. And Larry apparently has had seven wives. Think about it. Seven weddings. My God, Larry is the cause of the rice shortage!" --David Letterman

"They say John McCain is 71, but people are saying he may be older. No one knows for sure because his birth certificate was destroyed when the Wagon Train was attacked." --David Letterman

"China has announced that during the Olympics, protesters will be allowed to assemble in designated protest areas. Yeah. Or, as they're commonly called in China, jails." --Conan O'Brien