Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Rep: Dolly Parton is Not Dead - Associated Content

Dolly Parton's rep says Dolly is Not Dead

But notice the key problem there. If Dolly were NOT dead, wouldn't she say so herself, rather than through a rep? The only way a rep would be needed is to cover it up. Plus reps always spin everything. I'm thinking Dolly is actually UNdead, just a zombie, craving more and more brains. Kinda like Donald Trump, except with bigger boobs.

Zombitude is very difficult for a rep to spin. "Miss Parton is not a zombie. She has always enjoyed brains as part of her balanced keep-fit diet."

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