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"Sarah Palin's been spending the last couple of days being briefed by advisers on what she needs to know to be John McCain's vice president. Like CPR." --Conan O'Brien

"And yesterday, Senator Larry Craig, you all remember Larry Craig, America's favorite restroom enthusiast. Well, he, somehow, he got a Minnesota court to hear an appeal of his case involving soliciting gay sex in an airport men's room. The lawyer said, 'foot tapping in the men's room was a form of protected expression, like dancing.' This guy is lord of the toilet dance." --Jay Leno