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Late Night Political Jokes Updated Daily

"I was watching the news on television earlier, and George Bush says the economy is in danger. Nothing gets past this guy!" --David Letterman

"Today it seemed like Congress might have agreed on the $700 billion bailout bill for the banks, but then later on, it turned out that they haven't. For those of you who don't understand what is happening here, think of Wall Street as a no-good brother-in-law who borrows $500 from you and then shows up with a new jet ski." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Now, of course, you've all heard this. The presidential debate still in question. That's right. Because of the financial crisis, John McCain says he may not appear at the presidential debate on Friday. So Ralph Nader has offered to fill in for him. However, Nader is insisting that McCain work his shift at Kinkos." --Conan O'Brien