OF COURSE HE WON'T BE CHARGED - What Would Tyler Durden Do

Thery have reached a decision on whether to charge Kanye

Well, let's see. He's a celebrity and it happened in L.A. Can you guess what the decision was?

"Tyler" nailed it in his commentary: "Of course he won't be charged with a crime. Why would he be? Other than the fact he committed one, and it was all recorded, and he says his name and, twice, he says, "I took it" after he takes the guys camera. He confesses (on tape), while the crime is happening. Now keep in mind I'm not a classically trained lawyer ..."