Steven Seagal: A Miserable Steven Seagal And Richard Dean Anderson Christen All New Class Of Geek Squad Protection

"Four Icons of Protection, Steven Seagal, Richard Dean Anderson and Tanya Roberts"

Let's think how that might add up to four. Either: (1) the group includes both Richard and Dean Anderson; or, more likely, (2) they had to pay for two airplane seats to fly Steven Segal there.

By the way - Tanya Roberts - Icon of Protection? I know when I make a wrog turn and run into the Russian mob in a dark alley, I want a little old lady watching my back!