There Are No Bit Marshmallows, Just Bit Actors: Javier, Philip, and Jake Are Fortified With 8 Essential Vitamins And Iron

There Are No Bit Marshmallows, Just Bit Actors: Javier, Philip, and Jake Are Fortified With 8 Essential Vitamins And Iron

"You may recall that about six months ago, we posted a Photoshop contest winning entry featuring the inspired casting of Javier Bardem as everyone's favorite Prince of Dark Chocolateyness, Count Chocula. We said at the time that we'd definitely shell out for such a movie were it ever to be made, and threw out the suggestion of Philip Seymour Hoffman and Jake Gyllenhaal to play his monstrous kiddie cereal cohorts, Frankenberry and Boo Berry.
Just in time for Halloween, the same digital artiste who conceived the original has sent us his rendering of our proposed dream cast in the breakfast mascot roles they were clearly born to play."