Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Va. man fined for smuggling walrus' penile bone

Va. man fined for smuggling walrus penis

"The trade in marine mammal parts is strictly regulated and the sale or transfer of any marine mammal parts is usually limited to Alaska Natives, according to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service."

That means Sarah Palin is the only one of the four major candidates who can truthfully promise every American a walrus penis.

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