BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland | Tayside and Central | Man jailed for Spiderpig insults

"David Mullen was sentenced to three months for calling an officer 'ginger' in a police van."

I'd love to see the wording of that law. Is the van mentioned specifically?

If he had only known, he could have requested a regular police car and shaved months off his sentence. Lucky for him he wasn't in a station wagon - calling a cop "ginger" there can cost you ten to life. And don't even think about calling the officer the name of any of the other Spice Girls.