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"How about that Sarah Palin? She could be appearing on 'Desperate Housewives,' and when John McCain heard about this, he went to his staff and he said, “I would kind of like to be on 'Bonanza.'" --David Letterman

"It was on this in day in 1789 that Benjamin Franklin said those famous words, 'In this world, nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. Death and taxes, which ironically, were the Secret Service code names for John McCain and Barack Obama." -Jay Leno

"Mitt Romney and Fred Thompson went on a luxury cruise this week to try and come up with a plan to revive the Republican party, and to get it more in touch with average Americans. Hey, I got an idea, how about no more luxury cruises?" -Jay Leno

"In Washington, D.C., today, Dick Cheney gave Joe Biden a tour of the vice president's living quarters. Yeah, afterwards, Biden said he loves the house, but he'll probably turn the dungeon back into a rec room." --Conan O'Brien

"The Republican Party is considering choosing an African-American Republican to be their party’s chairman. Yeah. Unfortunately, neither guy wants the job." --Conan O'Brien