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"But there are some nice aspects during the transition period. For example, the Bush twins gave the Obama girls a tour of the White House. It was very sweet, but the Obama girls got really scared when they heard the creepy organ music coming from Cheney's underground lair." --David Letterman

"President Bush ... he's taken a lot of things off the endangered species list. Do you like endangered species? Well, so I do. I had one for lunch." --David Letterman

"She's in People magazine, Ashley Dupre. She wants to put it all behind her. Yeah. She says that when she told her mom she was a hooker, her mom was supportive. Really? How do you show you're supportive of your daughter's hooking career? What, do you have a bumper sticker sticker? 'Oh, my daughter is a honor hooker at the Emperor's Club.'" --Jay Leno