ROTTEN TOMATOES: Opening This Week

ROTTEN TOMATOES: Movies opening This Week

• Bolt: 3-D Animation about a movie dog who must learn to be as brave as his character, or some crap like that. Great reviews (89% positive), 3500 screens.
  
• Twilight: long awaited tweener chick-flick about the love between a high school girl and a youthful 114-year-old vampire in her school. I suppose he's now taking French 83. (I think vampires are like reverse dogs. Divide by seven to get their age in human years, or by 49 to get their dog age. That 49-for-1 ratio makes it difficult for them to fall in love with werewolves.) Twilight is based on the eponymous first novel in a juvenile chick-lit series. 50% positive reviews, 3200 theaters, advance sales reportedly through the roof. It's the kind of movie where young teen girls go to see the "dreamy" dudes.