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"George Bush is over there in Baghdad saying goodbye to the troops, and this Iraqi journalist heaves a couple shoes at the President. And we thought, hopefully that's just a one-of-a-kind episode. Unfortunately, however, the news coming out of the Middle East is that Iran is developing a long-range loafer." --David Letterman

"Sarah Palin has a brand new Christmas album. It's entitled 'I Can See Bethlehem From My House.'" --David Letterman

"Anthropologists have found -- and this is crazy -- a well-preserved brain. They believe it's from the Middle Ages. Here's the surprise. They found it in the head of Dick Cheney." --David Letterman

"President Bush announced before he leaves office, he wants to visit the poorest regions of the world. You know, any place where people can't afford to buy shoes." --Jay Leno