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"I tell you, the economy's rough. People are standing behind President Bush just to get the free shoes." --Jay Leno

"And it snowed in Malibu. That is unbelievable, isn't it? Yeah. Five inches of snow in Malibu, where people aren't used to snow. They were trying to snort it. In fact, there was so much snow, a lot of celebrities couldn't get to the global warming conference." --Jay Leno

"This week President Bush hosted the annual White House Hanukkah party. Yeah, there was an awkward moment when Bush made a wish and blew out all eight candles." --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush is hosting a lunch next month with President-elect Obama and all the former presidents. Isn't that cool? Yeah. Bush said, 'I invited all 43 guys, but only four responded.'" --Conan O'Brien
"In January, all five living presidents are scheduled to have lunch together. Clinton suggested the VIP room at Hooters." --David Letterman