Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Long-Standing Conflict Ends As Israel Returns Lawn Mower To Palestine | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Long-Standing Conflict Ends As Israel Returns Lawn Mower To Palestine

"Now, I call on all Palestinians to cease all aggression toward our neighbors, so that we may live harmoniously alongside them while finally getting started on a lawn that has been badly in need of cutting for three generations."

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