Amy Winehouse escapes an assault probe after she threw a glass fo water over a woman tourist at her resort in the Caribbean | The Sun |Showbiz|Bizarre

"The Corbetts are at it again!" (Film geek reference of the day)

"Raging Amy Winehouse escaped an assault probe after hurling a glass of water over a woman tourist"

Raging Amy? That sobriquet is the perfect prelude to her career in wrestling. What a great heel she would make! And in this corner, Wino, RAAAAAAG-ing Amy Winehouse (boos) ... her opponent ... she's armed, she's sexy, she's the Long Island Lolita, please welcome (cheers) ...