Comments by author Uncreative_Semprini

Comments on Patrick Swayze's new TV show:

Submitter wrote: "I don't know how much longer it will be there, but the featured "User Comment" on the new Swayze show, 'The Beast,' is hilarious."

In case it's not there, the text is:

"There are so many problems with this show that I don't know where to begin. The lead actor is as good a place as any to start. Patrick Swayze was a terrible choice. He looks nothing like Charles Barkley. Charles Barkley is black and enormous. Swayze is white and it looks like he's got cancer or something. Seriously, he should get that checked out. I don't know whether it was racism or just incompetence but someone in casting screwed it up.

Next up is the ridiculous story. Yes Charles Barkley is known for his over the top behavior and refusal to follow conventions but he never took it this far. Fighting crime? Come on. No NBA player has the time to also take out dangerous criminals except Sheriff Shaq. Charles Barkley hasn't been fighting crime in retirement either. He's too fat and lazy for that. Not that it's a bad thing. I'd watch a show about Charles Barkley but it has to be reasonably accurate. He was brilliant in Barkley vs. Godzilla. Now that would make a great TV show. It's appropriate that a show like this is on A&E because nobody cares about that channel and nobody cares about the show either."

FOOTNOTE: Since nobody has ever watched this show, you probably didn't know that ol' Dalton plays a character named Charles Barker.