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"Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of cabinet positions. And today he announced that he wants the surgeon general to be Sanjay Gupta. That was the kid on 'American Idol,' wasn't it? " --David Letterman

"It was an historic day in Washington, as all four living presidents and our president-elect had lunch together at the White House. Presidents Clinton, Carter, both Bushes, and Barack Obama sat down to share a meal. President Bush was especially excited. It's his place, and when the guys all walked in, he said, 'Hey, you're the guys from the paintings in my office!" --Jimmy Kimmel

David Letterman's Top Ten Things Overheard at the Presidents' Lunch

• 10. Sorry, you're not on the list, Mr. Gore.
  
• 9. If Hillary calls, I've been here since Monday.
  
• 1. I hope Clinton's unbuckling his belt because he's full